My Pants Are Haunted!

My Pants Are Haunted!

Book - 2004
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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.


They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?
Publisher: New York ; Toronto : Scholastic Inc., c2004
ISBN: 9780439629058
0439629055
Branch Call Number: J FIC Bento
Characteristics: 127 p. : ill
Additional Contributors: Kelly, Jamie

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Ms_Tiddilybops
May 05, 2018

Dear Everybody Reading This,
This is a hilarious book! You should definitely read it. If you already read it, read it again then. Because I'd say this book deserves to be read more than once. And like I said the first thing, it is so hilarious! I love the part where she thinks the dog ate her pants!
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Ash
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ashfia7012
Apr 28, 2013

The book was very good!

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lorena34
Feb 20, 2013

This book is funny!!!!:)

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

good to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and rlly funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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estevez
Apr 18, 2012

i ♥ dear dumb diary books!!!

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queenowly
Oct 08, 2011

i just love this book! too funny

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Jasleenrox
Jul 30, 2011

LOL! These books are hilarious! I loved it when Jim Benton showed Darth Vader in a mini-skirt and braids!

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skywriter
Jul 23, 2011

its such i funny title dont ya think????? even though its funny by the inside........its STILL funny !!!!!! haha looool

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Ucod
Oct 04, 2010

lol funny title

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Yasy
Apr 12, 2009

This is a hilarious book.

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“never underestimate your dumbness!!”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

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