What'chu want? I got ketamine, meth, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control. I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. Shxt to make your click hard. Shzt to make your dick soft. shx'll find your dick. That shxt there's from Kenya. Supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas, but for humans, it just makes them violently masturbate.
The other day, I saw this old lady looking at me through a window on the street, and I felt bad for her, you know? I waved at her, and she waved back at me, and then I realized that was just my reflection. It was just me and my old beef jerky face. Why does time do that to faces?